1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:35,208 --> 00:00:40,083 Non a la guerre! Non a la guerre aux Vietnam! 4 00:00:40,292 --> 00:00:43,417 Non a la guerre! Non a la guerre! 5 00:01:13,333 --> 00:01:19,166 DOCTOR PROCTOR'S TIME BATHTUB 6 00:01:33,125 --> 00:01:35,583 Mon Dieu! Imbecile! 7 00:01:52,458 --> 00:01:53,666 Mama ... 8 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:10,125 In the newspaper they call us "beauty and the beast". 9 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:15,083 I don't understand what they mean. 10 00:02:16,042 --> 00:02:18,334 You're not that ugly. 11 00:03:08,792 --> 00:03:12,500 OSLO, THE PRESENT TIME 12 00:03:18,333 --> 00:03:24,166 Well, is there anyone here, Who can tell me who it is? 13 00:03:49,417 --> 00:03:52,209 - Bull! - Yes, Mr. Captain? 14 00:03:52,375 --> 00:03:55,000 What can I please you with, - 15 00:03:55,167 --> 00:03:59,500 - my great teacher and guru, the very chief of knowledge? 16 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:08,459 Who is it, I asked you. 17 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:12,750 It seems familiar. Isn't that a lady? 18 00:04:12,917 --> 00:04:16,667 Yes, it's a woman. Can you tell more? 19 00:04:19,458 --> 00:04:23,166 If I say Joan of Arc, what do you say then? 20 00:04:23,333 --> 00:04:26,625 Famous cancan dancer. 21 00:04:28,250 --> 00:04:30,750 No, not as far as we know. 22 00:04:30,917 --> 00:04:34,584 Can I have some options? 23 00:04:34,750 --> 00:04:40,875 Joan of Arc liberated France from the English and was canonized. 24 00:04:41,042 --> 00:04:43,917 I love stories that ends happily. 25 00:04:44,083 --> 00:04:49,666 She was sold to the English who sentenced her to death for witchcraft. 26 00:04:49,833 --> 00:04:55,833 They invited to a party in the square, threw her on the fire and set it on fire. 27 00:04:56,000 --> 00:05:00,542 - Painful and hurtful. - Did the prince come and save her? 28 00:05:03,625 --> 00:05:06,500 It looks like like she was saved? 29 00:05:07,583 --> 00:05:12,750 No, she was burned at the stake in the small town of Rouen in 1431. 30 00:05:12,917 --> 00:05:16,917 Little Jeanne just turned 19. Poor child. 31 00:05:18,708 --> 00:05:23,375 - She looks much older. - People were much uglier then. 32 00:05:23,542 --> 00:05:27,209 Also uglier than you and you. 33 00:05:27,375 --> 00:05:31,083 And then they smelled. Of ass. 34 00:05:35,833 --> 00:05:39,291 Okay, motherfuckers, we're moving on. 35 00:05:40,792 --> 00:05:45,334 - Of course she died. - Why do you say that? 36 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:50,042 If you want to be a proper hero, may one have a decent death. 37 00:05:58,208 --> 00:06:02,500 She should have been saved of a prince. I had done that. 38 00:06:02,667 --> 00:06:06,167 You can do a lot for love, right too? 39 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:08,333 Everything, I think. 40 00:06:16,792 --> 00:06:18,834 It's from Proctor. 41 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:22,542 We haven't heard from him either. since he left. 42 00:06:23,958 --> 00:06:28,750 What is the weather like in Paris? Has he been up the Eiffel Tower? 43 00:06:28,917 --> 00:06:32,417 Does he eat a baguette with it cheese and ham? Or snails? 44 00:06:32,583 --> 00:06:35,833 Has he found his old girlfriend? Are they happy? 45 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:39,917 - Maybe we should just read it. - Good idea. 46 00:06:41,458 --> 00:06:43,666 "Esil and Ellub". 47 00:06:45,083 --> 00:06:47,250 It's Lise and Bulle from behind. 48 00:06:49,125 --> 00:06:51,750 It is postmarked in 1969. 49 00:06:55,292 --> 00:06:57,917 Strange card. 50 00:07:02,167 --> 00:07:05,167 There is something not right. 51 00:07:07,083 --> 00:07:11,333 Yes, he spelled it wrong. "Read ddr". 52 00:07:12,583 --> 00:07:16,916 Can't see the arrow? "read ddr" and then an arrow to the stamp. 53 00:07:18,417 --> 00:07:22,000 - The rest... - Stop! I have solved the mystery. 54 00:07:22,167 --> 00:07:25,209 The rest is under the stamp. 55 00:07:25,375 --> 00:07:28,375 - Great, Bulle. - Thank you very much. 56 00:08:01,292 --> 00:08:05,625 "SOS. Dear friends, I need help. 57 00:08:06,875 --> 00:08:13,542 Put this very special postcard on the lamp so that it shines through. 58 00:08:13,708 --> 00:08:16,666 More instructions to follow." 59 00:08:47,958 --> 00:08:53,541 This is a completely new invention: dr. Proctor's postcard hologram machine. 60 00:08:55,667 --> 00:08:59,667 I sit tight and tight fixed in time. 61 00:08:59,833 --> 00:09:02,416 - Stuck in what? - In time. 62 00:09:02,583 --> 00:09:07,833 As you know, I went out to find my great youthful love, - 63 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:11,417 - Juliette Margarine of Monte Crispo. 64 00:09:13,042 --> 00:09:16,417 I found her but problems arose. 65 00:09:16,583 --> 00:09:21,500 To put it briefly, I am quite simply ran out of time soap. 66 00:09:21,667 --> 00:09:26,625 That is why I will ask you to bring it the bottle standing there. 67 00:09:28,625 --> 00:09:34,250 Among the unpatented inventions you will find French nose clips. 68 00:09:35,792 --> 00:09:38,625 They are in the drawer there. 69 00:09:40,292 --> 00:09:43,459 Bring them to Paris and Pensionat Pommes Frites. 70 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:50,792 You get money for the trip by selling the expensive stamp on the card - 71 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:55,041 - to a certain Raspa at Urmager Langfrakk. 72 00:09:55,208 --> 00:10:00,625 But not a word about where you got it from the stamp, or where you are going. 73 00:10:00,792 --> 00:10:02,875 Is that understood? 74 00:10:03,042 --> 00:10:06,625 - Bull? - Yes, not a word. 75 00:10:06,792 --> 00:10:10,375 Okay, then I'll tell you, what has happened, - 76 00:10:10,542 --> 00:10:14,500 - and about a very dangerous man by the name of Claude Cliché ... 77 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,542 Oops. 78 00:10:34,750 --> 00:10:39,292 But we've heard enough. We are going to Paris! 79 00:10:40,542 --> 00:10:41,959 What is there? 80 00:10:42,125 --> 00:10:45,458 Maybe we should ask mom and dad first. 81 00:10:45,625 --> 00:10:47,458 Seriously? 82 00:10:47,625 --> 00:10:55,292 “Well, so the mad professor sits stuck in time? Then we must save him." 83 00:10:56,417 --> 00:10:59,625 Hardly. Why did he send us the card? 84 00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:02,834 Because we are his friends. 85 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:07,542 And because no one else would believe him or save him. 86 00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:13,333 But we believe in him. And we know that...? 87 00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:21,167 That when you promise to help others, then 1 plus 1 plus 1 gives more than 3. 88 00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:23,666 Much more. 89 00:11:25,625 --> 00:11:27,542 TIME SOAP 90 00:11:33,625 --> 00:11:35,375 What is it? 91 00:11:35,542 --> 00:11:38,750 When going on a trip, must always remember the three P's. 92 00:11:40,250 --> 00:11:42,792 Passport, money and ...? 93 00:11:42,958 --> 00:11:48,958 - Fartnaut powder. - No, Bulle, it's life-threatening. 94 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:54,833 You're just saying that because you are a girl, and because girls don't fart. 95 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,375 To Paris! 96 00:11:57,542 --> 00:11:59,459 Where are you going, you say? 97 00:12:00,625 --> 00:12:07,125 To Sarpsborg. To visit my friend Anna, who has moved. 98 00:12:08,208 --> 00:12:13,458 Dear Commander, it is not like traveling to Paris, for example. 99 00:12:13,625 --> 00:12:17,708 - No, Paris would be crazy. - Can we go by plane? 100 00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:24,500 - I mean the bus to Sarpsborg. - Which is in no way Paris. 101 00:12:24,667 --> 00:12:28,625 No, exactly. It's alright. 102 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:35,583 Hey, Fritz! You're gonna get it! Ich bin schon fast eine Woche hier. 103 00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:39,042 - What did you say? - To Paris to save the doctor. 104 00:12:39,208 --> 00:12:42,375 - Paris? - Yes. 105 00:12:43,958 --> 00:12:49,125 Well, they have a cool duty free area. I'll write you a list. 106 00:12:49,292 --> 00:12:53,542 You must buy cigarettes. The brand is doesn't matter, just the long ones. 107 00:12:55,417 --> 00:12:59,625 Mother? You know very well, that I'm just a child? 108 00:12:59,792 --> 00:13:05,250 "Mom, I'm a child after all." Make something up. Say you're a dwarf. 109 00:13:06,375 --> 00:13:10,542 Kahlúa, we must have that. I just write: "Booze!" 110 00:13:15,375 --> 00:13:21,167 Rosenkrantz' gate. It's here somewhere we have to sell the stamp. 111 00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:03,625 WATCHMAKER LONG COAT 112 00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:56,042 You have gone wrong. Out with you! 113 00:14:56,208 --> 00:15:00,250 Hello, my name is Bulle. There is nothing more to say about it. 114 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:07,792 Do you sell broken watches? 115 00:15:07,958 --> 00:15:12,833 It claims that time stands still. And maybe it does too. 116 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,792 - I guess time can't... - Chicken brains. 117 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:20,458 You think things only happen once, but everything in the story happens at the same time - 118 00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:26,292 - and all the time, over and over again. But I don't have time for you now. 119 00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:32,917 If time stands still, do you have all the time in the world. 120 00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:36,541 We have a valuable stamp for sale. 121 00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:51,167 La Baguette from 1969. Where did you get that from? 122 00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:20,750 - Have you had it in soapy water? - No. 123 00:16:30,667 --> 00:16:33,250 I buy it. How much? 124 00:16:33,417 --> 00:16:37,500 - We just need a plane ticket... - Friend price: 4,000. 125 00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:44,709 - 4,000? Is it a friend award? - Yes, otherwise it's double up. 126 00:16:44,875 --> 00:16:48,292 Say yes to the friend prize. 127 00:16:55,708 --> 00:16:58,833 Are you going by plane? For what? 128 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,750 Paris. 129 00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:07,292 No, that's too French and humid in Paris. 130 00:17:07,458 --> 00:17:10,708 Damp? Like in a bathtub, maybe? 131 00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:16,000 A little travel tip: 132 00:17:18,625 --> 00:17:22,292 Only death can change history! 133 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,875 Death? 134 00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:31,917 History is set in stone, and only one who is willing to die, - 135 00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:34,125 - can change it. 136 00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:52,500 Think you actually landed on the moon almost 50 years ago. 137 00:17:52,667 --> 00:17:56,292 It's even cooler than flying. 138 00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:06,666 Lise, look right here. It seems interesting. 139 00:18:08,667 --> 00:18:12,709 "At the Moulin Rouge, you can see the cancan dancers performing - 140 00:18:12,875 --> 00:18:15,958 - as they have done for over a hundred years." 141 00:18:16,125 --> 00:18:21,167 Shouldn't we go there? When now we're still there, I mean. 142 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:26,041 - We are there to save a friend. - Yes, we will probably achieve that too. 143 00:18:49,167 --> 00:18:51,542 Hello. Où allez-vous? 144 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,542 - To Pension Kartoffel. - Cow slipper? 145 00:18:59,708 --> 00:19:02,833 The asparagus potato. 146 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:07,708 Pension Gratin. Potato print. 147 00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:12,250 Kartoffelmos. French Fries boarding school. 148 00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:16,584 - Potatoes and Fries! - The Pommes Frites boarding school. 149 00:19:53,042 --> 00:19:57,750 Enough now, Jaques. No! I say no! Listen... 150 00:19:57,917 --> 00:20:01,709 No, I will never again buy cheese. 151 00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:06,667 - Good evening, my friends. - Hej. 152 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:11,458 Do you speak French? 153 00:20:11,625 --> 00:20:16,667 - Hvorfor ryster du på hovedet? - Hun spørger, om vi taler fransk. 154 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,417 Dr. Proktor? 155 00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:27,417 The professor? 156 00:20:28,917 --> 00:20:33,834 Have you traveled from Norway? Maybe you are hungry? 157 00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:38,167 Hunger? Hungry? 158 00:20:40,417 --> 00:20:45,125 Hun spørger, om vi kan have hele handen i munden. That's it. 159 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,875 Jeg tror, hun spørger, om vi er sultne. 160 00:20:54,042 --> 00:20:55,250 Nå ja. 161 00:20:57,625 --> 00:21:03,417 - Nej tak, men dr. Proctor? - Are you family? 162 00:21:03,583 --> 00:21:07,291 It's weird, because he simply disappeared. 163 00:21:07,458 --> 00:21:11,541 No one saw her leave our house. 164 00:21:11,708 --> 00:21:14,583 You can stay here and wait. 165 00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:18,125 That's very kind, my beautiful lady. 166 00:21:22,042 --> 00:21:24,875 - Thank you very much. - Tale of fransk? 167 00:21:25,042 --> 00:21:30,834 It's great. With this pliers I understand and speak French. 168 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:41,042 Proktor is great. Med næseklemmen can i understand and speak french 169 00:21:41,208 --> 00:21:43,500 - Can you feel it? - Yes. 170 00:21:43,667 --> 00:21:47,209 Proctor has disappeared, but we must wait for him here. 171 00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:52,125 Thank you, that is very kind of you. 172 00:21:52,292 --> 00:21:56,917 You both speak fluent French. 173 00:21:57,083 --> 00:22:04,041 Proctor lives in the same room as when he was a student. On the top floor. 174 00:22:04,208 --> 00:22:07,875 - Thank you. - Thank you very much. 175 00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:14,000 Non, Jacques. C'est non! 176 00:22:56,208 --> 00:23:00,416 Proctor's drawings. What is this? 177 00:23:02,083 --> 00:23:04,500 It will be nice with a bath. 178 00:23:13,583 --> 00:23:17,833 Relax, you have to avoid seeing me naked. 179 00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:31,583 18 June 1815, Waterloo. 180 00:23:35,833 --> 00:23:38,333 Can you see the similarity? 181 00:23:40,333 --> 00:23:42,708 What was that? 182 00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:46,958 Come on. 183 00:24:23,208 --> 00:24:27,583 - You are finally here! - Juliette Margarine! 184 00:24:27,750 --> 00:24:33,208 Yes, it's me. Now you can remove the french nose clips. 185 00:24:33,375 --> 00:24:36,958 - Do you speak Norwegian? - Of course. 186 00:24:37,125 --> 00:24:41,875 Viktor and I were together day and night when we were young. 187 00:24:42,042 --> 00:24:44,584 What did you say? 188 00:24:47,125 --> 00:24:50,708 There are, you know... 189 00:24:50,875 --> 00:24:53,708 ... the flowers and the bees. 190 00:24:55,208 --> 00:25:01,666 And when adults are in love... 191 00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:06,041 Not that. Named Dr. Proctor Viktor for first name? 192 00:25:07,667 --> 00:25:10,500 - Dr. Victor Proctor? - Yes. 193 00:25:10,667 --> 00:25:14,750 Victor Proctor, Victor Proctor ... 194 00:25:18,667 --> 00:25:21,709 You look like Joan of Arc. 195 00:25:21,875 --> 00:25:26,667 Now I don't really know. She was much younger than me, but merci. 196 00:25:37,125 --> 00:25:41,500 I have been waiting impatiently for you, since I forwarded the postcard. 197 00:25:41,667 --> 00:25:44,417 But where is Proctor? You've seen him, right? 198 00:25:44,583 --> 00:25:48,125 Oui, a few days ago. 199 00:25:49,958 --> 00:25:53,083 A FEW DAYS AGO 200 00:26:01,125 --> 00:26:04,667 It was, as if not even 40 years had passed. 201 00:26:04,833 --> 00:26:09,875 As if it were yesterday that we met each other and fell in love. 202 00:26:24,375 --> 00:26:27,375 It was supposed to be the two of us. 203 00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:50,958 YOU DIRTY BIRTH! 204 00:26:52,750 --> 00:26:54,458 SHEEP! 205 00:27:11,125 --> 00:27:14,500 But father didn't care about my happiness. 206 00:27:14,667 --> 00:27:18,250 He wanted a rich son-in-law like Claude Cliché. 207 00:27:18,417 --> 00:27:25,125 A villain who had become stone rich on extremely elastic suspenders. 208 00:27:26,875 --> 00:27:29,625 But Viktor had a plan. 209 00:27:29,792 --> 00:27:35,292 - I know how we get each other. - Viktor, what are you talking about? 210 00:27:38,167 --> 00:27:40,250 Are you ready? 211 00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:50,292 The time bathtub. 212 00:27:50,458 --> 00:27:55,541 - Time-what kind of thing? - Oui, I said that too. 213 00:27:55,708 --> 00:27:57,583 Time-what kind of thing? 214 00:27:57,750 --> 00:28:02,625 Viktor's time bathtub makes it possible to travel back in time. 215 00:28:02,792 --> 00:28:06,167 The time bathtub makes it possible to travel back in time. 216 00:28:06,333 --> 00:28:11,625 He is taken to 1969 to stop the wedding between me and Claude. 217 00:28:11,792 --> 00:28:13,875 I want to change it all. 218 00:28:14,042 --> 00:28:18,667 But now he has no more time soap, so he can't come back again. 219 00:28:18,833 --> 00:28:24,416 You must go to him and give him the soap. Did you bring it with you? 220 00:28:24,583 --> 00:28:25,833 Yes. 221 00:28:32,042 --> 00:28:34,459 Come, time is short. 222 00:28:34,625 --> 00:28:39,750 Bulle, you stand there, and Lise, you stand on the other side. 223 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:14,667 Sit on the edge. 224 00:29:15,750 --> 00:29:21,958 Listen carefully. Think about the place Grande Eglise, Paris, 4 July 1969. 225 00:29:22,125 --> 00:29:24,125 July 4, 1969. 226 00:29:24,292 --> 00:29:29,417 hold hands, you will be there after a few seconds. 227 00:29:41,667 --> 00:29:45,125 Off! Allez, allez! Hold hands! 228 00:29:49,042 --> 00:29:51,459 Okay, okay. 229 00:30:11,833 --> 00:30:13,875 Bull! 230 00:30:36,042 --> 00:30:37,250 Bull? 231 00:30:44,125 --> 00:30:46,625 Doctor Proctor! 232 00:30:48,750 --> 00:30:52,417 Mon Dieu, c'est pas possible! 233 00:31:05,542 --> 00:31:06,959 Doctor Proctor! 234 00:31:45,875 --> 00:31:47,542 Sheep? 235 00:31:53,542 --> 00:31:56,042 We are gathered here today for... 236 00:31:56,208 --> 00:32:01,250 It is obvious to everyone. Come to the point, priest. 237 00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:06,167 Do you take, Juliette Margarin of Monte Crispo, - 238 00:32:06,333 --> 00:32:11,666 - this Claude Cliché, which is with you, to your husband? 239 00:32:15,667 --> 00:32:16,709 Yes. 240 00:32:16,875 --> 00:32:22,708 It wasn't that hard, was it? Good girl. Then it's me. 241 00:32:22,875 --> 00:32:24,958 Do you take, Claude Cliché ... 242 00:32:31,542 --> 00:32:33,250 Clergyman? 243 00:32:36,750 --> 00:32:39,042 So, Claude Cliché… 244 00:32:43,583 --> 00:32:45,208 No! 245 00:32:53,583 --> 00:32:56,666 Grab the old elf! Put a chokehold on him! 246 00:33:27,958 --> 00:33:31,041 Juliette? Juliet ... 247 00:33:46,042 --> 00:33:50,542 I never cared about hippies. Scrub home to the collective! 248 00:33:52,458 --> 00:33:54,458 Damn, how heavy is it. 249 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:03,583 Throw away the camera! Otherwise the wedding turns into a funeral. 250 00:34:17,958 --> 00:34:22,291 - The wedding is cancelled. - No, you must not... 251 00:34:30,750 --> 00:34:32,583 Proctor! 252 00:34:32,750 --> 00:34:36,458 What now? Can't get it to work? 253 00:34:36,625 --> 00:34:38,167 Proctor! 254 00:34:49,875 --> 00:34:51,833 Proctor! 255 00:35:09,208 --> 00:35:12,500 Bull? where are you 256 00:35:34,417 --> 00:35:36,417 He is completely stiff. 257 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,667 Well, on. 258 00:35:51,958 --> 00:35:53,583 Proctor! 259 00:35:57,292 --> 00:35:59,875 Proctor? Hello! 260 00:36:10,833 --> 00:36:15,041 - Lise, what are you doing here? - You even asked me to come. 261 00:36:18,333 --> 00:36:22,625 - Why that? - Because you needed time soap. 262 00:36:25,792 --> 00:36:29,959 Then I must send immediately the postcard so you can... 263 00:36:30,125 --> 00:36:32,875 No, forget it. 264 00:36:34,667 --> 00:36:37,334 I guess I'm cunning. 265 00:36:37,500 --> 00:36:40,583 But I couldn't stop the wedding. 266 00:36:40,750 --> 00:36:43,458 So go back in time and try again. 267 00:36:43,625 --> 00:36:46,833 You only get one chance to change history. 268 00:36:48,542 --> 00:36:51,375 Back to the guesthouse. Bulle is safe there. 269 00:36:51,542 --> 00:36:53,292 Is Bulle here too? 270 00:36:59,708 --> 00:37:04,291 - Hello. We just have to... - Unfortunately, you have to go. 271 00:37:08,208 --> 00:37:10,500 Bubbles. Thanks. 272 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:16,667 - How dirty the water has become. - Hippies hardly ever take a shower. 273 00:37:18,042 --> 00:37:21,250 Hippies are the children of love. 274 00:37:21,417 --> 00:37:24,084 The love. 275 00:37:24,250 --> 00:37:28,000 What is more important than love, Lise? 276 00:37:28,167 --> 00:37:31,709 I must travel back. Further back. 277 00:37:31,875 --> 00:37:37,750 June 3, 1793. The beheading of a certain Count of Monte Crispo. 278 00:37:37,917 --> 00:37:41,917 It's Juliette's great-great-great-great-grandfather. 279 00:37:42,083 --> 00:37:47,083 But if I manage to travel back and stop the beheading, - 280 00:37:47,250 --> 00:37:51,208 - his fortune will remain in the family right up to the present day. 281 00:37:51,375 --> 00:37:56,667 So will Juliette's father, Baron Margarin of Monte Crispo, already be rich - 282 00:37:56,833 --> 00:37:59,375 - and not need to marry off his daughter - 283 00:37:59,542 --> 00:38:02,792 - to the miser, snotty Claude Cliché. 284 00:38:02,958 --> 00:38:05,791 1793? It's the year of the french revolution. 285 00:38:05,958 --> 00:38:07,708 Yes! 286 00:38:10,333 --> 00:38:14,416 - But I wanted to take you home. - I must and must travel back. 287 00:38:17,167 --> 00:38:20,959 - Then you will need help. - Do you want to come along? 288 00:38:21,125 --> 00:38:25,167 Of course, but we have to get Bulle first. 289 00:38:25,333 --> 00:38:30,625 You do. I'm traveling in advance, and then you come after me. 290 00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:38,958 Take good care of it. 291 00:38:45,167 --> 00:38:51,334 June 3, 1793. The Bastille, Paris. Vive la revolution! 292 00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:53,792 Good luck! 293 00:39:01,542 --> 00:39:04,084 Bon voyage! 294 00:39:35,167 --> 00:39:36,959 Bull? 295 00:39:40,125 --> 00:39:43,375 - What are you doing here? - What am I doing? 296 00:39:43,542 --> 00:39:47,250 I'm looking for the man that ruined my life. 297 00:39:47,417 --> 00:39:50,542 And you have to help me. 298 00:39:50,708 --> 00:39:53,458 Who has ruined your life? 299 00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:58,583 You stupid youngster. Dr. Proctor, of course. 300 00:39:59,583 --> 00:40:05,083 He must give me what is mine. The drawings for this invention. 301 00:40:06,042 --> 00:40:08,167 But it's not yours. 302 00:40:08,333 --> 00:40:14,125 I was Dr. Proctor's Assistant. I was the one who invented the time soap. 303 00:40:15,042 --> 00:40:19,042 - Where's Proctor? - Where is Bulle? 304 00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:22,125 L'amour! What an invention. 305 00:40:24,500 --> 00:40:29,625 Sorry I let go of your hand and thought of the wrong place and date. 306 00:40:29,792 --> 00:40:35,000 But there were seven beautiful ones, beautiful cancan dancers, - 307 00:40:35,167 --> 00:40:38,709 - who said I was cute, and called me Creme Bullé. 308 00:40:38,875 --> 00:40:42,083 Think we can travel in time. It's even cooler - 309 00:40:42,250 --> 00:40:45,042 - than landing on the moon. 310 00:40:46,333 --> 00:40:51,000 She's looking for Proctor, and she's pretty crazy. 311 00:40:51,167 --> 00:40:55,375 - That explains it there. - Where's Proctor? 312 00:40:57,250 --> 00:40:59,875 - You! - Lise, now! 313 00:41:28,625 --> 00:41:34,125 What were you thinking about? Where are we? After all, we were going to Paris, 3 June 1793. 314 00:41:34,292 --> 00:41:39,292 How would I know that? I just thought of the first and best. 315 00:41:41,167 --> 00:41:43,500 Him there. 316 00:41:43,667 --> 00:41:45,959 Napoleon? 317 00:41:52,958 --> 00:41:56,125 Bulle, what are you doing? 318 00:41:57,292 --> 00:41:59,792 Napoleon, you are quite the splicer. 319 00:42:02,333 --> 00:42:05,458 Oh no! He wakes up! 320 00:42:06,750 --> 00:42:09,542 Hurry up! No... 321 00:42:37,542 --> 00:42:39,917 What was that? 322 00:42:40,083 --> 00:42:43,416 It looked like... 323 00:42:43,583 --> 00:42:50,041 Mr. Generator Napoleon can do a lot, but he can't fly. 324 00:42:51,250 --> 00:42:55,292 - Bulle, what are you doing? - Look right here. 325 00:42:56,542 --> 00:42:59,125 - Dam-da-da-dam! - Come here! 326 00:42:59,292 --> 00:43:03,084 But the uniform is so cool. Okay, Paris, June 3, 1793. 327 00:43:04,083 --> 00:43:07,166 Then we rise, Mr. Generator! 328 00:43:10,125 --> 00:43:14,083 - Has something happened? - Bang? It was just a bomb. 329 00:43:14,250 --> 00:43:19,583 An English assassin, who got what he deserved. 330 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:25,083 - Is there anything in the litter box? - The bathtub. 331 00:43:27,042 --> 00:43:30,542 Take in advance. I'll come after you soon. 332 00:43:30,708 --> 00:43:34,250 No, the foam is clear like a swimming pool. 333 00:43:34,417 --> 00:43:36,834 Should something special happen today? 334 00:43:38,625 --> 00:43:41,708 - Mr. generator... - Generator? 335 00:43:43,250 --> 00:43:47,542 "General" and "dictator" put together. It was you who came up with it. 336 00:43:49,583 --> 00:43:53,208 Well, of course. 337 00:43:53,375 --> 00:43:59,083 - We have a battle to be fought! - Battle? What kind of blow? 338 00:44:00,667 --> 00:44:04,667 The Battle of Waterloo, Mr. Generator. 339 00:44:11,292 --> 00:44:16,667 But I'm not quite ready yet. I haven't even brushed my teeth. 340 00:44:17,542 --> 00:44:21,084 Mr. the generator likes to joke. 341 00:44:21,250 --> 00:44:26,292 Everyone knows that the French never brush their teeth. 342 00:44:35,167 --> 00:44:39,167 Come on, Mr. Generator. Now it's time to fight! 343 00:44:40,375 --> 00:44:44,375 - The soldiers are waiting. - And the guns are hot. 344 00:45:04,667 --> 00:45:06,292 Hello. 345 00:45:07,417 --> 00:45:10,709 I'm ... just waiting for a friend. 346 00:45:17,333 --> 00:45:20,083 His name is Bulle. 347 00:45:22,375 --> 00:45:25,042 He should come immediately. 348 00:45:27,500 --> 00:45:29,958 So yeah... 349 00:45:32,167 --> 00:45:34,084 Bull, what are you doing? 350 00:46:03,208 --> 00:46:06,791 Long live Napoleon! Long live France! 351 00:46:11,042 --> 00:46:14,917 Stupid Bull. Then you are alone again. 352 00:46:25,958 --> 00:46:31,000 70,000 men are ready for to die for you, Mr. Generator. 353 00:46:31,167 --> 00:46:34,250 - What? Die for me? - Yes. 354 00:46:39,750 --> 00:46:41,958 It is completely unnecessary. 355 00:46:45,042 --> 00:46:51,584 Does that mean they are willing to to do anything for me? 356 00:46:51,750 --> 00:46:56,958 - Yes, Mr. Generator. Whatever. - Anything. 357 00:46:57,125 --> 00:46:59,250 Okay. 358 00:47:03,875 --> 00:47:06,750 Stand pipe! 359 00:47:09,083 --> 00:47:11,000 Smile! 360 00:47:15,625 --> 00:47:17,542 Jump! 361 00:47:22,333 --> 00:47:24,875 Make the drop! 362 00:47:31,542 --> 00:47:37,250 Come on, friends! To the Bastille! Vive la revolution! 363 00:47:38,542 --> 00:47:45,459 Liberty, Equality, Fraternity! Liberty, Equality, Fraternity! 364 00:47:46,750 --> 00:47:53,750 Liberty, Equality, Fraternity! Liberty, Equality, Fraternity! 365 00:47:53,917 --> 00:47:56,667 Liberty, Equality, Fraternity! 366 00:48:00,667 --> 00:48:04,000 Now someone has to die! 367 00:48:04,167 --> 00:48:07,834 Now someone has to die! 368 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:15,000 Dear Parisians. i know what you want and you shall have it. 369 00:48:15,167 --> 00:48:19,125 Let a thousand heads roll! 370 00:48:20,125 --> 00:48:23,458 The blood must flow! That's how we are! 371 00:48:25,500 --> 00:48:30,208 - Vive la revolution! - Vive la revolution! 372 00:48:30,375 --> 00:48:33,500 No, come on! Vive la revolution! 373 00:48:33,667 --> 00:48:36,750 Vive la revolution! 374 00:48:36,917 --> 00:48:41,417 The next to be beheaded, is a fool, - 375 00:48:41,583 --> 00:48:46,791 - which would stop the beheading of the Count of Monte Crispo. 376 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:52,083 - Proctor! - Lise! Lise, I'm here! 377 00:48:52,250 --> 00:48:56,042 And as everyone knows, then the rules are like this, - 378 00:48:56,208 --> 00:49:02,708 - that whoever wants to stop a decapitation, even being decapitated. 379 00:49:03,708 --> 00:49:05,541 Drum solo. 380 00:49:08,417 --> 00:49:11,125 - Stop! - Lise! On him. 381 00:49:12,792 --> 00:49:15,334 Stop, I said! 382 00:49:16,667 --> 00:49:20,875 Do you want to remove this? What is that on my back? 383 00:49:21,625 --> 00:49:23,750 Lise! Lise! 384 00:49:25,917 --> 00:49:28,584 Don't give up, Lise. 385 00:49:28,750 --> 00:49:33,167 So you want to stop the beheading by this idiot? 386 00:49:33,333 --> 00:49:36,333 - Yes! - Good, Lise. 387 00:49:36,500 --> 00:49:41,167 The little girl takes the idiot's place! 388 00:49:41,333 --> 00:49:45,250 If you keep switching, there will be no beheading. 389 00:49:45,417 --> 00:49:47,709 But such are the rules. 390 00:49:50,083 --> 00:49:55,416 Double hack! Double hack! Double hack! Double hack! 391 00:49:56,625 --> 00:50:00,083 - Double hack? - Double hack! Double hack! 392 00:50:00,250 --> 00:50:04,542 - Double hack! Double hack! - Listen! 393 00:50:04,708 --> 00:50:07,625 What do you say to... 394 00:50:10,125 --> 00:50:12,375 ... double hack? 395 00:50:16,875 --> 00:50:21,208 - heidi heidi heidi ho - heidi heidi heidi ho 396 00:50:21,375 --> 00:50:26,292 - heidi heidi heidi ho - heidi heidi heidi ho 397 00:50:26,458 --> 00:50:30,125 - heidi heidi heidi ho - heidi heidi heidi ho 398 00:50:47,333 --> 00:50:53,500 Listen up, bangers! You don't have to shoot each other for my sake! 399 00:50:53,667 --> 00:50:55,750 Screw it! 400 00:50:55,917 --> 00:51:00,084 Put down your guns! They are deadly! And go home! 401 00:51:03,125 --> 00:51:09,083 Eat breakfast instead, and kiss your children and wives! Okay? 402 00:51:09,250 --> 00:51:14,292 And remember to exercise, vote when there is an election, - 403 00:51:14,458 --> 00:51:19,083 - and use a seat belt and reflexes when that time comes! 404 00:51:19,250 --> 00:51:22,750 And finally to brush your teeth! 405 00:51:24,875 --> 00:51:27,417 Mr. generator, You cannot ... 406 00:51:27,583 --> 00:51:31,625 - Do we agree? We're going home, right? - Yes! 407 00:51:31,792 --> 00:51:37,459 Although! But no one tells what that actually happened here at Waterloo. 408 00:51:37,625 --> 00:51:41,625 Say we fought bravely, but lost. Okay? 409 00:51:41,792 --> 00:51:43,792 Okay-dokey! 410 00:51:43,958 --> 00:51:48,708 - March home and live life! - Hooray! 411 00:51:48,875 --> 00:51:51,917 They can't blow off the battle of Waterloo. 412 00:51:52,083 --> 00:51:58,041 You saw that I could do that. Now I want to bathe, no matter what you say. 413 00:52:01,667 --> 00:52:08,125 Okay, guys. The Battle of Waterloo is called off! 414 00:52:08,292 --> 00:52:11,042 Are you ready for the chop? 415 00:52:13,708 --> 00:52:19,791 - Nice to see you, Proctor. - It didn't quite go according to plan. 416 00:52:19,958 --> 00:52:22,541 This is what can happen. 417 00:52:22,708 --> 00:52:26,583 It's absolutely terrible. I have also failed Juliette. 418 00:52:26,750 --> 00:52:30,375 - Give me an H! - H! 419 00:52:30,542 --> 00:52:33,834 - Give me a U! - Uh! 420 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:37,208 - Give me a G! - G! 421 00:52:37,375 --> 00:52:40,792 - Give me a G! - G! 422 00:52:40,958 --> 00:52:44,500 - What does it say? - Bull! 423 00:52:44,667 --> 00:52:49,417 No, it doesn't say that. Bulle doesn't say that. 424 00:52:49,583 --> 00:52:52,541 - It says... - Hit! 425 00:52:52,708 --> 00:52:55,666 Namely. Stupid girl. 426 00:53:03,667 --> 00:53:06,667 What are you up to? It is life-threatening. 427 00:53:06,833 --> 00:53:09,250 - Bull! - Are we alive? 428 00:53:09,417 --> 00:53:11,500 - Yes. - Now follow along. 429 00:53:11,667 --> 00:53:17,375 Dear Parisians! Freedom Day has arrived! 430 00:53:17,542 --> 00:53:22,792 As I have saved these two, will I save you from tyranny - 431 00:53:22,958 --> 00:53:26,291 - and do everything really, really well! 432 00:53:26,458 --> 00:53:31,291 But you must stop chopping people's heads off! Are you there? 433 00:53:31,458 --> 00:53:34,375 - It's not right! - What are you doing? 434 00:53:34,542 --> 00:53:38,459 Relax. I got 70,000 soldiers to go home. 435 00:53:38,625 --> 00:53:41,542 This is baby food. Easy, peasy, Japanesey! 436 00:53:41,708 --> 00:53:47,625 I promise many things! To lower the tax on tobacco, petrol and bacon! 437 00:53:47,792 --> 00:53:51,375 - Bacon. - Say something, I promise! 438 00:53:56,708 --> 00:53:59,208 Yes? - You, sharpshooter ... 439 00:53:59,375 --> 00:54:03,250 Don't try the little fool to prevent the beheading? 440 00:54:03,417 --> 00:54:06,459 Yes, it's true. 441 00:54:06,625 --> 00:54:10,792 - Triple slash! - Triple slash! Triple slash! 442 00:54:10,958 --> 00:54:14,708 Listen here! I will abolish rain on Sunday! 443 00:54:14,875 --> 00:54:19,292 - Find something else! - What can I promise that they like? 444 00:54:19,458 --> 00:54:22,458 - Haute couture. - Hot koture and caviar! 445 00:54:22,625 --> 00:54:25,917 - No, haute couture. - Hot cotyre! 446 00:54:26,083 --> 00:54:28,541 - Just make something up. - Come up with something! 447 00:54:54,042 --> 00:54:55,959 Brilliant! 448 00:55:16,167 --> 00:55:19,000 - Are you unharmed? - Yes. Are you unharmed? 449 00:55:20,542 --> 00:55:22,792 That's enough music! 450 00:55:22,958 --> 00:55:27,125 - The Count of Monte Crispo lives. Come on. - Stop the music! 451 00:55:30,458 --> 00:55:34,041 What happened to the idiots? should we behead? 452 00:55:34,208 --> 00:55:37,125 - The idiots have disappeared. - Disappeared? 453 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:44,750 Okay! Then we'll take Count Lell! 454 00:55:44,917 --> 00:55:46,625 Come on! 455 00:55:49,625 --> 00:55:52,500 Now someone has to die! 456 00:55:52,667 --> 00:55:55,125 Now someone has to die! 457 00:55:55,292 --> 00:55:58,042 Now someone has to die! 458 00:56:07,583 --> 00:56:12,833 I am completely hopeless. What would I have done without you? 459 00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:16,125 I am dr. Fool, not dr. Proctor. 460 00:56:16,292 --> 00:56:21,959 - Two failed attempts. - We live. That is the most important thing. 461 00:56:22,125 --> 00:56:25,375 Now we go back and finds Juliette. 462 00:56:25,542 --> 00:56:27,542 Juliet ... 463 00:56:27,708 --> 00:56:32,083 We come up with something in our own time. You and Juliette need each other. 464 00:56:32,250 --> 00:56:35,125 - Yes! - Yes! 465 00:56:36,333 --> 00:56:38,708 And we have three bathtubs. 466 00:56:38,875 --> 00:56:42,500 Which one should we take? I think mine is here. 467 00:56:42,667 --> 00:56:47,792 Do you remember Raspa saying, only death can change history? 468 00:56:47,958 --> 00:56:52,208 - I don't want anyone to die. - Are you coming? Juliette is waiting! 469 00:56:58,042 --> 00:57:00,625 I'm sure it was here. 470 00:57:00,792 --> 00:57:04,500 Possibly here is not there, where I thought it was. 471 00:57:06,042 --> 00:57:09,959 Where's your bathtub, Bulle? 472 00:57:13,750 --> 00:57:16,625 Lise, where is yours? 473 00:57:16,792 --> 00:57:19,334 - Lise? - Yes? 474 00:57:22,458 --> 00:57:27,875 They painted a painting... A book market with lots of stalls. 475 00:57:30,917 --> 00:57:34,917 I don't know. I don't remember it. 476 00:57:40,042 --> 00:57:46,417 - Are you lost? - Yes, we are looking for a book market. 477 00:57:46,583 --> 00:57:52,666 Well, I know where it is. Come, I'll drive you there. 478 00:57:52,833 --> 00:57:55,833 Yes, thank you, I would like to ride along. 479 00:58:15,208 --> 00:58:18,083 I'm not the least bit surprised. 480 00:58:18,250 --> 00:58:21,958 You were meant to follow the kids to Paris. 481 00:58:22,125 --> 00:58:28,500 I sent you to the watchmaker, didn't I? knowing that Bulle would talk over him. 482 00:58:28,667 --> 00:58:34,500 Would I? I'm known for to keep secrets. 483 00:58:34,667 --> 00:58:40,000 Either way, Raspa should know that my invention worked. 484 00:58:40,167 --> 00:58:46,000 Your? The bathtub is completely useless without my soap. 485 00:58:46,167 --> 00:58:51,167 You wanted to steal the invention, ever since you were my assistant. 486 00:58:51,333 --> 00:58:55,625 If she wants to steal the invention, why do you want her here? 487 00:58:55,792 --> 00:59:01,084 Raspa is the only one in the whole world, who can make time soap. 488 00:59:01,250 --> 00:59:04,833 Mine was used up and you only had a little, didn't you? 489 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:08,458 Why didn't you just ask her to come here? 490 00:59:08,625 --> 00:59:13,333 You would never have come voluntarily, right? No, you hate me. 491 00:59:16,542 --> 00:59:20,375 - Why do you hate Proctor? - The invention had to be shared. 492 00:59:20,542 --> 00:59:24,625 - We needed each other. - You needed me to boil soap. 493 00:59:24,792 --> 00:59:28,917 That's all I am to you. A lousy soap maker. 494 00:59:29,083 --> 00:59:33,208 Not miserable. The best in the whole world, Raspa. 495 00:59:33,375 --> 00:59:36,417 But just a soap dish. Never ... 496 00:59:39,125 --> 00:59:41,250 Never what? 497 00:59:44,125 --> 00:59:49,625 Now you think your chosen one is sitting and waiting for you at le Pommes Frites. 498 00:59:49,792 --> 00:59:52,542 But then you have to believe, little friend. 499 00:59:57,500 --> 00:59:59,083 What have you done? 500 00:59:59,250 --> 01:00:03,208 Out for a ride, never mad. Down! 501 01:00:13,667 --> 01:00:17,542 - Did you send Juliette away? - Now the witch gets what she deserves. 502 01:00:18,708 --> 01:00:22,958 No one calls my beloved a witch. Where have you done with her? 503 01:00:23,125 --> 01:00:25,458 My beloved... 504 01:00:31,458 --> 01:00:36,375 The best you can do is to go back to your own time. 505 01:00:36,542 --> 01:00:40,875 And forget it all. Life goes on for all of us. 506 01:00:41,042 --> 01:00:43,834 Sweet, nice Raspa. where is she 507 01:00:45,417 --> 01:00:48,209 What is it you want? 508 01:00:48,375 --> 01:00:52,917 Is it the time bathtub? Will you have the drawing for the time bathtub? 509 01:00:53,083 --> 01:00:56,166 You can take what you want. All my inventions. 510 01:00:56,333 --> 01:01:00,708 Just tell me where she is. Please tell where she is! 511 01:01:06,125 --> 01:01:11,292 Have you heard of Rouen? On 30 May 1431. 512 01:01:11,458 --> 01:01:14,875 Joan of Arc? She was burned at the stake in Rouen. 513 01:01:16,625 --> 01:01:20,125 - Have you sent her to ...? - A prison cell there. 514 01:01:20,292 --> 01:01:25,875 In the Dark Ages. I thought it was dark and disgusting enough. 515 01:01:26,042 --> 01:01:29,417 You miserable, miserable… 516 01:01:30,625 --> 01:01:33,833 ... long soap bubbles! 517 01:01:38,125 --> 01:01:40,958 It will probably work. I promise. 518 01:01:47,542 --> 01:01:50,875 - Bull? - Triple slash! 519 01:01:51,042 --> 01:01:55,417 I mean food. I need food. I'm hungry. 520 01:01:55,583 --> 01:01:59,166 You should probably get food. You should probably get food. 521 01:02:32,250 --> 01:02:34,958 - Do you want something? - No. 522 01:02:39,833 --> 01:02:42,916 - You loved him, didn't you too? - Yeah. 523 01:02:52,625 --> 01:02:56,125 He never understood. 524 01:02:56,292 --> 01:02:59,000 Only the inventions mattered, - 525 01:02:59,167 --> 01:03:04,417 - but I thought he just should have had a little more time. 526 01:03:05,958 --> 01:03:11,250 Then he would soon fall in love with me 527 01:03:41,542 --> 01:03:44,334 I AM SO IN LOVE! 528 01:03:48,292 --> 01:03:50,667 SHE'S NAMED JULIETTE! 529 01:04:03,417 --> 01:04:04,542 BOIL SOAP! 530 01:04:24,750 --> 01:04:27,750 He was in love with her and not in you. 531 01:04:27,917 --> 01:04:31,709 This is what can happen. Then you get sad. 532 01:04:31,875 --> 01:04:34,917 You're just a brat. What do you know? 533 01:04:35,875 --> 01:04:38,250 I once lost a best friend. 534 01:04:45,875 --> 01:04:50,458 But I got a new one. That's also how it can go. 535 01:04:50,625 --> 01:04:53,833 It's never too late to make new friends. 536 01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:57,125 And when friends promise to help each other, - 537 01:04:57,292 --> 01:05:02,084 - then one plus one gives plus one - 538 01:05:02,250 --> 01:05:05,500 - plus one much more than four. 539 01:05:07,208 --> 01:05:10,583 You're not very good at math. 540 01:05:18,958 --> 01:05:24,166 I don't care about the time bathtub. That's not why I went along. 541 01:05:24,333 --> 01:05:28,666 I thought the time had come to Proctor and me. Together. 542 01:05:29,792 --> 01:05:32,959 Lise, come here! We have to go! 543 01:05:40,333 --> 01:05:44,041 - I'll go with you. - Do you? 544 01:05:44,208 --> 01:05:48,166 Yes. Then I can be with him just a bit longer. 545 01:05:48,333 --> 01:05:51,666 We're going to 1431! La bombe! 546 01:06:09,458 --> 01:06:12,083 Then there was a crowd. 547 01:06:14,375 --> 01:06:16,458 It's almost too cramped here. 548 01:06:18,500 --> 01:06:21,458 Hey hey. 549 01:06:21,625 --> 01:06:24,542 - Why are you hanging there? - I guess you have to hang somewhere. 550 01:06:24,708 --> 01:06:28,333 where is she Where is Juliette? 551 01:06:28,500 --> 01:06:33,083 You don't necessarily have to hang somewhere, but you get used to it. 552 01:06:33,250 --> 01:06:36,208 Do you know where Juliette is? Juliette Margarine? 553 01:06:41,292 --> 01:06:44,459 - It's not... - It's not Juliette. 554 01:06:44,625 --> 01:06:47,542 No, it was I tried to say. 555 01:06:47,708 --> 01:06:50,833 - Is it Joan of Arc? - Yes, it is. 556 01:07:03,833 --> 01:07:07,708 Don't worry, I'm completely harmless. 557 01:07:07,875 --> 01:07:13,292 - And sweet, they say. What do you think? - How do you know my name? 558 01:07:13,458 --> 01:07:18,541 You will be canonized. You just don't know it yet. 559 01:07:18,708 --> 01:07:22,166 - I am a warrior! - Yes, you really are. 560 01:07:22,333 --> 01:07:26,708 - Joan of Arc. Wow! - Yeah, wow. 561 01:07:26,875 --> 01:07:30,500 We come from the future to save his girlfriend. 562 01:07:30,667 --> 01:07:34,667 But I don't have a girlfriend. She's just my friend. 563 01:07:34,833 --> 01:07:36,875 What has happened here? 564 01:07:37,042 --> 01:07:40,959 When I was ten years old, I heard the voice of God in here. 565 01:07:42,875 --> 01:07:45,458 I continue to do so. 566 01:07:45,625 --> 01:07:50,292 And just because I wanted to have short hair and wear armor, - 567 01:07:50,458 --> 01:07:53,250 - then they will burn me at the stake. 568 01:07:53,417 --> 01:07:56,292 - I think your hair is nice. - Thank you. 569 01:07:59,083 --> 01:08:01,291 That's it then. 570 01:08:01,458 --> 01:08:04,291 I waited for that they should pick me up, - 571 01:08:04,458 --> 01:08:07,791 - when I suddenly became trapped under a metal trough. 572 01:08:09,083 --> 01:08:13,583 - Everything went so fast. - Hello? Hello? 573 01:08:13,750 --> 01:08:16,167 Is anyone here? 574 01:08:16,333 --> 01:08:19,625 The time has come. Now you must be burned. 575 01:08:22,500 --> 01:08:26,542 - She doesn't look like herself at all. - Then she must be a witch. 576 01:08:26,708 --> 01:08:28,958 A witch? Non, non! 577 01:08:29,125 --> 01:08:33,083 - In the dark they must have believed... - That Juliette was you. 578 01:08:33,250 --> 01:08:37,125 - No, no, no! - Yes, yes, that's what happened. 579 01:08:38,333 --> 01:08:42,125 Juliette. Juliette! 580 01:08:42,292 --> 01:08:47,000 I'm really sorry about that. It should have been me. 581 01:08:53,208 --> 01:08:56,708 - Can you see anything? - Say what you see. 582 01:08:56,875 --> 01:08:58,833 What do you see, Bulle? 583 01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:04,458 We are now reporting from the square in Rouen, where there is anticipation in the air. 584 01:09:05,417 --> 01:09:10,250 - Light up the grill! - Now the teams go on the field. 585 01:09:10,417 --> 01:09:16,000 Here you can see the home team, the Priests, in their colorful costumes. 586 01:09:16,167 --> 01:09:19,459 Where is my Juliette? 587 01:09:25,458 --> 01:09:29,208 - What do you see? - Juliette is the away team. 588 01:09:29,375 --> 01:09:33,000 These are not fair teams. 589 01:09:33,167 --> 01:09:38,500 The match is on, and the home team immediately goes on the attack. Time is short. 590 01:09:38,667 --> 01:09:43,209 No, time is very short. Now they light the fire. 591 01:09:50,583 --> 01:09:53,666 Are you so satisfied? 592 01:09:53,833 --> 01:09:59,000 Yes ... No, I ... It might have been a bit of a stupid idea. 593 01:10:00,333 --> 01:10:03,250 We have to do something. We can't just sit here. 594 01:10:06,458 --> 01:10:09,208 - It dies... - We'll come up with something soon. 595 01:10:09,375 --> 01:10:15,125 Juliette has soon been grilled like a fully roasted piglet! 596 01:10:15,292 --> 01:10:18,375 - If you want to open the door... - It should have been me. 597 01:10:18,542 --> 01:10:22,917 - No, it should have been me. - Oh, it should have been me. 598 01:10:23,083 --> 01:10:26,958 We must ensure that everyone, that wants to be grilled, will be grilled. 599 01:10:27,125 --> 01:10:29,667 We are holding a medieval barbecue party. 600 01:10:29,833 --> 01:10:33,708 What I'm trying to say is, that if you want... 601 01:10:37,375 --> 01:10:41,042 - It's not locked! - Yes, it opens inwards. 602 01:10:41,208 --> 01:10:43,208 Come on! I know the way. 603 01:10:44,833 --> 01:10:46,541 But who listens to me? 604 01:11:01,542 --> 01:11:03,334 Juliette! 605 01:11:08,542 --> 01:11:12,125 Now it's happening. It has always been too late. 606 01:11:14,750 --> 01:11:20,000 Remember what I said. There is still something that can save her. 607 01:11:20,167 --> 01:11:23,042 We must put out the fire! Don't you get it? 608 01:11:23,208 --> 01:11:28,083 Only by death can one change the course of history. And no one shall die. 609 01:11:29,208 --> 01:11:32,625 - Victor! - Lise! 610 01:11:39,458 --> 01:11:41,166 Juliette! 611 01:11:41,333 --> 01:11:43,916 Bull! The three P's. 612 01:11:44,083 --> 01:11:47,208 - What are you going to do with the money? - Not money. 613 01:11:47,375 --> 01:11:49,000 - Passport? - No. 614 01:11:53,833 --> 01:11:55,583 What is it? 615 01:11:55,750 --> 01:11:59,500 You are wrong. I change the course of history without dying. 616 01:11:59,667 --> 01:12:03,084 - Good, Lise! - Come on! 617 01:12:13,083 --> 01:12:16,375 It will probably succeed. Hold on tight to me. 618 01:12:16,542 --> 01:12:19,292 You're in, aren't you, Bulle? Just hold on. 619 01:12:34,750 --> 01:12:37,875 I call that an invention! 620 01:12:48,917 --> 01:12:53,459 - Okay, girls can fart too. - Of course. 621 01:12:53,625 --> 01:12:55,958 Lise! Bull! Here! 622 01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:59,292 - Juliette! - Victor! 623 01:13:02,125 --> 01:13:03,875 Help is on the way! 624 01:13:08,417 --> 01:13:10,625 Well done, Lise. 625 01:13:10,792 --> 01:13:13,250 There are the strange people! 626 01:13:14,917 --> 01:13:18,834 She extinguished the flames with a fart from hell! 627 01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:22,542 - Back to the bathtub! - Come on, Lise. 628 01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:27,750 Juliette! I'll save you! 629 01:13:35,083 --> 01:13:38,541 You are ... Merde. 630 01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:49,750 Stop! 631 01:14:02,208 --> 01:14:05,208 - Victor? - Juliet... 632 01:14:06,958 --> 01:14:11,583 - Have I gone to heaven? - Non, mon cheri. You are not dead. 633 01:14:11,750 --> 01:14:13,375 Come on. 634 01:14:16,125 --> 01:14:19,042 - Did they run in here? - Into prison? 635 01:14:19,208 --> 01:14:21,666 Nobody is that stupid. 636 01:14:26,458 --> 01:14:29,458 - Where is Jeanne? - I don't know. 637 01:14:32,833 --> 01:14:35,708 I had to find a suit of armor. Come on. 638 01:14:37,333 --> 01:14:40,291 Are you here again? Yes yes, why not? 639 01:14:40,458 --> 01:14:44,333 It's not the worst here. It's warm here and... 640 01:14:44,500 --> 01:14:47,833 Well, though. So the whole gang is here. 641 01:14:48,792 --> 01:14:52,167 - What happened? - I got hit in the head. 642 01:14:52,333 --> 01:14:55,625 - Where is Raspa? - Rasp... 643 01:14:55,792 --> 01:15:01,125 It was Raspa who beat me to it to prevent me from saving you. 644 01:15:01,292 --> 01:15:05,709 - No. - Yeah. 645 01:15:05,875 --> 01:15:10,417 Yes, she was the one who hit you. But also her who freed me. 646 01:15:10,583 --> 01:15:12,833 She took my place. 647 01:15:18,708 --> 01:15:20,750 Up with you. 648 01:15:27,625 --> 01:15:31,375 - Can you see anything up there? - It's Raspa on the fire. 649 01:17:19,375 --> 01:17:21,875 You are happy, right? 650 01:17:26,792 --> 01:17:28,917 Then Raspa is also happy. 651 01:17:31,042 --> 01:17:34,167 - We have to go back to the boarding house. - Yes. 652 01:17:36,167 --> 01:17:37,500 The soap. 653 01:17:38,542 --> 01:17:41,375 It is the last remaining time soap. 654 01:17:51,083 --> 01:17:53,416 I was thinking about... 655 01:17:53,583 --> 01:17:56,875 Is there anyone in particular in your life right now? 656 01:17:57,042 --> 01:17:58,709 Come on, Bull! 657 01:17:58,875 --> 01:18:02,792 - God. - God? 658 01:18:02,958 --> 01:18:07,916 God has said I must come home to Domrémy and continue the fight. 659 01:18:08,958 --> 01:18:10,500 You first. 660 01:18:13,792 --> 01:18:15,875 Come on, Bull! 661 01:18:19,667 --> 01:18:21,959 - Hey, hey, Jeanne. - Hey, hey. 662 01:18:22,125 --> 01:18:24,333 Come on! 663 01:18:27,917 --> 01:18:30,000 You're cute, Bulle. 664 01:18:37,917 --> 01:18:39,875 Have a good time. 665 01:18:42,792 --> 01:18:45,750 Yes yes. It sat exactly where it was supposed to. 666 01:19:24,083 --> 01:19:25,708 Bull? 667 01:19:28,792 --> 01:19:30,667 - Bull! - Hello? 668 01:19:30,833 --> 01:19:33,375 Joan of Arc ... 669 01:19:37,500 --> 01:19:41,125 Shut up, you. It's about time you will be released. 670 01:19:41,292 --> 01:19:44,709 It must be a mistake. It's probably him next door. 671 01:19:44,875 --> 01:19:48,583 This is my place. I have at least 250 years left. 672 01:19:48,750 --> 01:19:52,333 - L'amour ... - What are you doing here? 673 01:19:53,667 --> 01:19:57,584 I'm just sitting here and is really sweet. 674 01:19:57,750 --> 01:20:01,167 Sweet? Look at the silly bangs. 675 01:20:03,917 --> 01:20:06,875 No, let it be. No, I say! 676 01:20:10,250 --> 01:20:12,833 It's unfair! 677 01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:16,458 No! Do you think this beard is for fun? 678 01:20:18,042 --> 01:20:19,834 Bull! 679 01:20:21,833 --> 01:20:26,708 - He probably has no more foam. - Then he will be stuck. 680 01:20:29,083 --> 01:20:31,541 Send a carrier pigeon to my lawyer! 681 01:20:36,458 --> 01:20:37,833 Come on! 682 01:20:39,875 --> 01:20:42,375 It should be doable. 683 01:20:42,542 --> 01:20:45,667 Keep me on my toes. You must not let go. 684 01:20:57,500 --> 01:20:58,958 Bull! 685 01:21:03,625 --> 01:21:05,625 - Bull. - Lise. 686 01:21:05,792 --> 01:21:07,792 Take my hands. 687 01:21:09,792 --> 01:21:11,459 Stop! 688 01:21:17,750 --> 01:21:19,458 Where did they go? 689 01:21:45,792 --> 01:21:48,375 Shit, that was fresh. 690 01:21:48,542 --> 01:21:51,500 I haven't had a bath in 30 years. 691 01:22:01,458 --> 01:22:05,458 How cozy. Are you having a bubble bath party? 692 01:22:06,875 --> 01:22:11,333 Say hello to my little one and quite heavy friend. 693 01:22:18,583 --> 01:22:24,208 Well, mother hen ... Have you been traveling? 694 01:22:24,375 --> 01:22:28,917 Is it nice to come home? You must have missed me. 695 01:22:31,333 --> 01:22:33,625 Yes, we will meet again. 696 01:22:33,792 --> 01:22:36,792 Dr. Proctor, my rival. 697 01:22:38,625 --> 01:22:40,458 You gods! 698 01:22:41,500 --> 01:22:45,708 - And two foolish kids. - They are not stupid! 699 01:22:45,875 --> 01:22:51,208 - Two unbelievably foolish kids. - Now that's enough! 700 01:22:54,583 --> 01:22:57,875 How romantic. I am completely moved. 701 01:22:58,042 --> 01:23:01,125 A pixie, who rushes to the rescue. 702 01:23:06,667 --> 01:23:09,084 Take the hippie. 703 01:23:11,417 --> 01:23:14,834 Give him a little tour. 704 01:23:21,625 --> 01:23:26,917 Showcase the Seine deeply interesting bottom. 705 01:23:30,958 --> 01:23:34,208 Get the Norwegian to talk to the fish. 706 01:23:34,375 --> 01:23:37,375 He tries to say, that you should throw me into the river. 707 01:23:39,542 --> 01:23:41,625 Yes, exactly. 708 01:23:41,792 --> 01:23:44,917 Put coins in his pockets, and throw him into the river. 709 01:23:47,167 --> 01:23:49,959 It will probably work. Hang in there. 710 01:23:53,375 --> 01:23:56,708 - No! - Hold on, Juliette! 711 01:23:56,875 --> 01:23:59,542 You won't get away with it! 712 01:23:59,708 --> 01:24:01,833 The suspenders. 713 01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:04,000 Farewell! 714 01:24:11,583 --> 01:24:15,541 - Play somewhere else, brats. - See if you can catch us. 715 01:24:18,000 --> 01:24:21,250 I've never shot a kid before. But once must be the first. 716 01:24:25,375 --> 01:24:27,333 - Hello. - Hello. 717 01:24:34,667 --> 01:24:36,417 Stop! 718 01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:45,250 - Move. I want to shoot the kids. - Then you must shoot me first. 719 01:24:46,417 --> 01:24:50,584 Yes. Consider this like a divorce. 720 01:24:52,583 --> 01:24:58,291 I would go one step closer to make sure I don't hit the side. 721 01:25:46,208 --> 01:25:48,708 Oh yeah, Mama. 722 01:25:53,625 --> 01:25:56,958 I thought about May I take one last picture? 723 01:25:57,125 --> 01:26:00,667 A final memory of the power men, that will drown me. 724 01:26:00,833 --> 01:26:06,250 If you can line up... Yes, it's really good. Smile. 725 01:26:06,417 --> 01:26:09,959 Show teeth. You have fantastically beautiful teeth. 726 01:26:10,125 --> 01:26:13,917 How do you get them looking so good though? Yes, like that. That's good. 727 01:26:16,667 --> 01:26:20,250 Great guys! Yes, like that. And then say "fart". 728 01:26:20,417 --> 01:26:22,375 Fart! 729 01:26:35,375 --> 01:26:37,917 He'll probably sleep for a while. 730 01:26:40,458 --> 01:26:42,666 - Victor? - Hello! 731 01:26:54,917 --> 01:26:59,542 - He belongs in prison. - No judge in Paris dares judge him. 732 01:27:01,375 --> 01:27:04,625 He wakes up. What should we do? 733 01:27:04,792 --> 01:27:07,167 Grab him. 734 01:27:13,917 --> 01:27:18,250 - Where should we send him? - A place where he can wait a bit. 735 01:27:18,417 --> 01:27:21,959 - Then we'll pick him up later. - We have no more time soap. 736 01:27:22,125 --> 01:27:24,958 Hurry before the foam disappears. 737 01:27:25,125 --> 01:27:28,375 Don't I have enough? I have a great plan. 738 01:27:28,542 --> 01:27:30,042 So come! 739 01:27:31,333 --> 01:27:35,333 - What's going on? - We have to stuff him into the foam. 740 01:27:46,750 --> 01:27:48,792 Where did you send him? 741 01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:53,833 Bull? 742 01:28:32,250 --> 01:28:34,958 - This is Houston. - Hello? 743 01:28:37,250 --> 01:28:43,125 - Can you hear me? Is there anyone? - We have a big fat problem. 744 01:28:50,208 --> 01:28:53,458 - Cheers. - Cheers! 745 01:28:56,083 --> 01:28:58,166 Bowl. 746 01:29:00,208 --> 01:29:03,166 Nice to have some fresh air. 747 01:29:27,083 --> 01:29:30,166 Dear Juliette, I ... 748 01:29:36,833 --> 01:29:39,250 Will you marry me? 749 01:29:41,375 --> 01:29:43,167 Oui. 750 01:29:43,333 --> 01:29:46,541 Oui, I want you to marry me. 751 01:29:57,083 --> 01:29:58,833 Well then... 752 01:30:01,125 --> 01:30:04,792 Then we just have to find out, where the wedding will take place. 753 01:30:06,167 --> 01:30:07,875 And when. 754 01:30:09,417 --> 01:30:11,375 In time, that is. 755 01:30:37,125 --> 01:30:42,000 Here we have a painting, like every day has puzzled art historians - 756 01:30:42,167 --> 01:30:47,084 - with its absurd motive, as hero broke with the national romanticism of the time. 757 01:30:47,250 --> 01:30:51,125 "The curious wedding procession in Hardanger". 758 01:30:51,292 --> 01:30:56,709 As you can see, the fart humor was already very popular back then. 759 01:30:58,125 --> 01:31:00,583 Then in English ... 760 01:31:21,375 --> 01:31:24,375 Translation: Henrik Thøgersen Scandinavian Text Service 2015